office
slut !

office slut !

optimized for burnout.exe · out of office, mentally

living between status updates and system crashes. sterile lighting, overstimulated playlists, cold brew dependency.

mood

mentally on lunch break

about me

i wake up, log in, and pretend i’m a functioning part of society. i take my coffee black and my validation digital. i exist somewhere between a calendar reminder and a glitch. every day feels like an email i forgot to send. i’m not mysterious, just tired in high resolution.

currently listening

wifi crush

rebecca black

bladee

sick

daine

american dream

charli xcx

corporate aesthetic

machinegirl

or: “whatever plays when the company vpn disconnects”

heroes

whoever invented the “away” message
HR for pretending not to notice
people who leave meetings without saying “bye”
the person in the elevator who didn’t make small talk
caffeine

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